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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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wastelandbabe:

lomticks-of-toast:

vuitos:

I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop

Fuck you and your fucking coffee

GIRL DRINKING COFFEE ALONE MUST NEED MAN

I WILL BE THAT MAN

I WILL BE HERO

GIRL REJECT ME

GIRL HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT

GIRL IS BITCH AND I HATE HER

I AM ROMANTIC WHY GIRLS NOT LOVE ME

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laugh-addict:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was upHoly shit :ODid any kid catch on to this?

I love you, Miss Grotke.

(via lifestoughholdontightmydear)

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nbsnoopy:

My friend has dust bunnies - I mean Pomeranians…

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defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

Morgan Freeman.

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via mrssourwolf)

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rachalwithana:

Pinterest sent me an email asking if I was ready for sandal weather. Not funny.

They’re mocking us.

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If you don’t know someone in their madness, how can you say you truly love them?